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got another office email this morning that is worthy of posting...

White BMW

Good Morning,

If you are the owner or by chance know the owner of a White BMW 335 license number xxc-6382 please advise them that the car has rolled out of it's parking space. Our engineers saw the car rolling and have pushed it back into the space and they are going to put something under the wheel to try and keep it there, but if this is your car please go and take care of it right away. Thank you and have a great day.

loud room

at the house i live in, we have two 'hang out' rooms - a quiet room (upstairs) and a loud room (downstairs). here are my roommates, obviously in the loud room. what a beautimus sound it was...

yet even more from office world

dang....

as if accidentally hitting the "Reply All" button instead of the "Reply" button isn't bad enough. what about when you're accidental "Reply All" response includes a massive, company wide distribution list email address...

the following is an email that i, and everyone in my company, received after a not-so-observant man did a "Reply All" to an email he received from HR. he failed to notice that the email had been sent to a company wide distro list and therefore his response was as well.

Stephanie  
Hi -  lee [last name removed to protect the ignorant] here at [location removed]. my question is did my child support info get straight so i can be sure it gets deducted and send in to kansas child support group etc. if it has been taken care of let me know if not then what do i need to do to make sure it gets taken care of 
Thanks

Lee

And, then, someone decides to do a "Reply All" to his email and so we all get it again along with her comment,

This went out to a HUGE distribution list...might want to double check addressee!!

 

more from office world

for some unknown reason, office emails like this that are blasted out to the masses really crack me up. i can't articulate why, but it certainly does.

Dear All,

The monthly refrigerator cleaning service was cancelled in July, so it is now everyone’s responsibility to make sure that they remain sanitary and spacious enough to hold all employees daily items.  Please take some time to go through the items you have stored to make sure they have not passed their expiration date and/or spoiled.  I am getting reports of obnoxious smells from a few of them……

THANK YOU