Good
morning,
A pair of glasses were found this morning in the 4th floor large conference room. If anyone lost their glasses please come to the receptionist desk to see if these are yours.
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i love the subject line of this one:
From: [someone who can spell as well as me]
Sent: Thursday, February 05, 2009 10:54 AM
To: [a large distribution list]
Subject: ERRONEOUSE PICK-UP
Importance: High
Greetings,
We have a misplaced package we need to locate ASAP. The package was
delivered on 1/27/09 and was in the staging room on the first floor. The
package is a cardboard box approximately 6”x6”x12”. Someone removed it from the
staging area without signing for it. If you mistakenly picked it up please
return it ASAP. All the information needed to identify the
package is below. Thank you for your time and effort.
